I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!
I’m on mobile but I bet you that’s either Jake English or Starfire
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Oh my god no
I accidentally sent this to my sister
I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and
Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
Jennette McCurdy from iCarly got her sexy pictures leaked and Dylan Sprouse gets the award for best advice ever
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
this is SO important
omg the one dude like “yeah I was starin, you got a nice ass”
okay like yeah the guy who was enjoying the ass was funny but can we talk about the number of people who acted violently when it was revealed it was a guy? violently. like they were ready to fight because they’d been denied a girl’s ass.
that’s way more important to me than some funny guy.
we should all discuss how fucking adorable Michael looks in this week’s AWHU
a family outing, i see
I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN
i CannOT BELIEVE THIS