Friendship goals: Tanaka and Noya’s broship
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
|—||Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary (via captainofalltheships)|
People would all be reading “the book” and every week they would be watching “the movie”. On TV you would be watching “the show” while listening to “the song” on your computer. And the gamers among us would be playing… and sometimes losing… “the game”
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
Punk!AU Asanoya~ <3
(Even here, Noya is clearly the wilder of the two, haha.)
what is better than falling asleep next to someone you love? what’s better than listening to them breathing???
Guys being dudes
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa
LONG LIVE THE MEME DICTATOR
I’m in ruins because of these two