nikkilipstick:

THRIVING

bizarreismm:

CREEPYPASTA & /NOSLEEP/ : A COLLECTION
The Children Knew
Abandoned by Disney
Normal Porn for Normal People
I’m Hungry
Penpal
The Comfy and Cozy Cabin
The Basement
Squidward’s Suicide
A Warning to Those Thinking About Accessing the Shadow Web
Patient #0017983
For Fear Addicts Like Me
The Dionaea House
Box Fort
The World’s Best School Psychologist
Mr. Widemouth
The Gallery of Henri Beauchamp
NoEnd House
Case 731-9401: A Lack of Evidence
My Daughter is a Doll
The Girl in the Log
Candle Cove
The Angel Without a Face
Annora
Videohead
Both My Parents Were Surgeons and I Used To Talk To Furniture
Autopilot
Kisaragi Station
The Art of Jacob Emory
Grandpa’s Second Voice
You Won’t Hear About This On the News
White with Red (The Keyhole)
Symmetry
Psychosis
The Smiling Man
Wake Up
Ted the Caver
Where Bad Kids Go
The Russian Sleep Experiment
1999
The Soul Game
He Waits for You
The Grifter
The Thing That Stalks the Fields
630-296-7536
Boothworld Industries 
The White Face in the Window
The Rake
My Fear of Water
Suicidemouse.avi
Gateway of the Mind
Dangerous Roads
Next Time You’ll Know Better
Death at 423 Stockholm Street
Untitled
You Wan See Uh Show?
The Thump
Guardian Angel/And I Am Always With You

tsunflowers:

*touches ground* that feel… there’s no gf here, we have to look elsewhere

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

Most to Least Funniest Signs

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

the guy from the bowling alley called to meet me for the job i’m so excited!!!! he was so nice omG

uh shit i wanna watch buffy the vampire slayer so badly but i have to watch so much other stuff??? and i don’t feel like watching that first oh man

simple-kei:

First day of English class: “Hello welcome to English tomorrow you have a writing assignment due.”

awwww-cute:

So, my roommate has the cutest, most perfectly happy puppy ever

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

image

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

i am very tired and nervous for school tomorrow so i am going to sleep goodnight